The Blueprints (CIA please don't steal this one, I gave you the last plan)
You Stopped Here?? ...they were right...you are messed up
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The Little Things In Life
Pink Floyd said it best: "We don't need no education"
It Burns!!
Other Websites (What? You Don't Like Me Anymore?)
Legal Matters and Fine Print
Everyone else on the Internet had a Blog; I felt left out
The Exit (Funny How I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else)

Day
Time
Irritant
Place To Strike
Cause
Solution
June 27, 2005 Monday
11:42 A.M.
Pointed Toe High Heel Shoes
Any designer shoe store (preferably the ones with the highest prices)
This one is quite simple. I have five toes NOT one giant pointed toe!
Enter store with a hacksaw, and remove toes from ALL shoes
Tuesday
10:00 am
Short Stubby Pens
Any office supply store (mainly Office Depot and Wal-Mart)
Sure, nice to keep in purse but makes writing with them a pain in the ass.
Enter store with roll of duct tape; proceed to tape two pens at a time end to end.
Wednesday
10:00 am
Expensive Bathing Suits

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Thursday
10:00 am
Lane Ending and Cars
Highways, Entrance/Exit Ramps, and Turnpikes
People who drive the whole way ignoring the signs "Lane Ending Merge Right" just to get ahead by one car length.
Bucket of Nails + Dead of Night = Revenge
Friday
10:00am
Non-Authentic Authentics

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Got Any Irritants of your own? Send them to me, and I'll make a plan to get them solved. latenightpunk@yahoo.com  ((SUBJECT LINE: Your Website))

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