Ever have one of those days where you wonder just how did our species exist? Where you find yourself thinking about the grand ole' days where it was just us vs. the dinosaurs? How simple a time it was then and how we had nearly everything figured out. Fire? Sure, no problem! Clothes? Got it covered! We were happy in our ways and quite content in just killing a few dinosaurs and running from the ones bigger then us (which would include just about everything else)

 

Now think about today...See! You figured it out didn't you? That somewhere down the line we figured the secret to making things more complicated then they really are. Just for fun and spice some wise guy (who I will personally hunt down and destroy) decided to include these little irritants into everything!

 

You know the things I'm talking about; yeah that's right those instances that makes you walk to the nearest brick wall and start banging your head against it until the world begins to make sense (good luck! I've been banging my head for 22 years and have yet to accomplish anything). Isn't it about time for someone to do something about it?

 

Yes! I'm talking to you my brothers and sisters! Arm yourselves (preferablly with the right arms you keep in the closet, but left handed arms for the lefties out there)! ....HEY! I said arm yourself smart-ass! That means grab the arms not the legs; remember arms have hands and legs have feet. Don't worry it confuses even the best of us.

 

 

 

P.S...And remember it's pilage first THEN burn!